Tips- a little pout is mandatory and an ooohhh as the horses go by...binoculars are chic
Tips - A relaxed head behind the shoulders nonchalance is a sign of very good breeding
Phones are now acceptable
The Ascot look this year for aspiring young (and slightly older) fillies beyond the hat involves a slight lowering of the shoulder in a compliant I-would-love-some-more-champagne thank you style; a little pout as one regards the riders and runners, a double pout should it be the mount of a companion. A quick chat to your bookies is acceptable, but not to girlfriends but binoculars and lorgnettes are for more experienced hands who have already put their bets on before leaving the house. Absolutely mandatory is an upper lass oooooohh at the off and aaaaaghhhh at the finish. And it is necessary to announce that one has had at least three winners, even if a gal has to tell a white lie once in a while. far better, far more gravitas, far more cutting in this credit crunch era, is to mention that so and so is a good pal whose horse has just won. Next top Wimbledon.
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The Ascot look this year for aspiring young (and slightly older) fillies beyond the hat involves a slight lowering of the shoulder in a compliant I-would-love-some-more-champagne thank you style; a little pout as one regards the riders and runners, a double pout should it be the mount of a companion. A quick chat to your bookies is acceptable, but not to girlfriends but binoculars and lorgnettes are for more experienced hands who have already put their bets on before leaving the house. Absolutely mandatory is an upper lass oooooohh at the off and aaaaaghhhh at the finish. And it is necessary to announce that one has had at least three winners, even if a gal has to tell a white lie once in a while. far better, far more gravitas, far more cutting in this credit crunch era, is to mention that so and so is a good pal whose horse has just won. Next top Wimbledon.
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