Keeping an eye on the Federation

Girlfried Mirka Vavrinec is a frequent spectator at Roger Federer matches, usually with a handsome blade in toe. Or maybe she is just keeping an eye on the prize money. She is a former Slovakian tennis player herself until a foot injury ended her professional career. The couple met at the 2000 Olympics and have been togetehr ever since. Her parents have a jewellery business, so a ring would not be a problem - that's a hint Roger.

Here's one in your eye, Joe

There is a bit of a twinkle in Welsh boxer Joe Calzaghe's eye as he arrived at the movie premiere of 88 Minutes with girlfriend Jo-Emma Larvin and sons Conner - left - and Joseph at the Planet Hollywood hotel and casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, April 16, 2008. Jo-Emma's web site has her down as an ac tress specialising in parts like barmaid, dolly and dancer. She lists belly dancing as a special skill. Asked if she would appear nude, she answers, somewhat unfortunately "only professionally"!

Fast talker

This is Roger Federer's girlfriend Mirka Vavrinec being chatted up by ace Moto GP rider Valentino Rossi who might just be worth as much as the Fed himself. Funnily enough she bears an uncanny facial resemblance to Maria Sharapova. Or is that Princess Anne?

Oh, Ashley, how could you...

Proof perhaps that Ashley Cole is not the brightest boy in the Premier League. This is Mrs Cole. Cheryl. FHM has just rated her in the top 109 most goregeous women on the planet. Anyone want to disasgree?

Spot the trophy

Luca Toni, reportedly on €5.5m a year with the Bundesliga trophy and girlfriend Marta Ceccheto. She is on the left

Mr and Mrs Frank Ribery

So which is the trophy Frank? Wahiba Ribery seems to sport a very similar nose to her French ace husband. But then you know what they say about dogs. The trophy is for winning the Bundesliga 2007-8