Thursday, 26 June 2008

Wimbledon fashionistas - Rafael Nadal, the cool white dude


Wimbledon. Gone is the Incredible Hulk look of Roland Garros and that matador style green T shirt. Caught for a reflective moment before practice a contemplative Rafeal Nadal shows off the classic cool white dude look for Wimbledon, the hair loose and matching bandages under the knees.

Euro 2008 semi finals - Turkey you were a delight


The Turks were brave and sharp in the Euro 2008 semi final but somehow they passed their luck on to the Germans. They flattered and they passed and they played with commitment around German footballers who could have been totem poles stuck in the ground - especially the two central defenders who had more beard than brawn or brains. Although the Germans go forward this game as did the Dutch trouncing of Italy and France has probably marked a new era of free flowing attack minded football with high tempo attacking, exuberance and skill. For which thank you Turkey. Thank you Fatih Terim

Wimbledon fashionistas - Serena Williams and the housecoat




Wimbledon Centre Court - Serena Williams shows off her new all weather tennis protection in the shape of a slip on slip off raincoat. But when it comes down to the real business on court off it comes to reveal a tight little mini dress and an awesome forehand drive.

Wimbledon fashionista - Roger Federer cardigan chic


Wimbledon Centre Court - the new look Roger Federer, no blazer instead the perfect cardigan in case of a chill, ideal for the yacht and Great Gatsby parties. He almost looks ready for a pipe and slippers, although perhaps only Rafael Nadal can send him on his way to retirement unless Novak Djokovic's conqueror 28 year old Marat Safin has more than one big game in his tank

Wimbledon fashionistas - Maria Sharapova









Wimbledon Centre Court: Maria Sharapova unveils her new look for Wimbledon - men's loose boxer shorts, belt, see through net curtain top, ponytail...and her first match tennis was pretty hot too. Nicole Vaidisova of the Czech Republic reacts after winning a point during her nervy match against Samantha Stosur of Australia in more old style garb











Golf - great swing from Momoko



US Women's Open, Interlachen Country Club, Edina: Momoko Ueda from Japan hits off the fourth hole tee during a practice round at the U.S. Women's Open golf championship. Now that is a proper golf swing.

Friday, 20 June 2008

Sheer Khan



Amir Khan will be the dessert on ITV's menu after Holland v Russia on Saturdy night. Here he is at the weigh in for his fight with Michael Gomez Weigh-In at the National Indoor Arena, Birmingham. Amir will be looking to take further populist steps to the establishment of his new world Khandom with those flashing hard hands and speed of foot.

Soccer mudness




With all the fuss over the Euro 2008 you could be forgiven perhaps for overlooking the annual Swamp Soccer World Championship taking place at Strachur, Argyll. The fat bastard is actually comedian Rory McGrath in action of a sort. The swan-like lass in the goal is only credited as a competitor, although she has a certain something about her. The result was...a bit of a mess. As the Glasgow Mail put it they were all up Mud For It and lamented the fact that Scotland has never hosted a Euro or a World Cup, poor chaps, albeit maybe they shoukld ask the penniless traders in Switzerland and Austria how they fared before processing their applications. You can keep up to date over the weekend at their web site at http://www.swampsoccer.co.uk/ but sadly entries are now closed

Lewis Hamilton - and an alien force



This character may look like he is out of Dr Who as some form of alien lifeforce when in fact he is a French fireman at Magny Course at Nevers for the French Grand Prix. Captured in his visor is the Maclaren of Lewis Hamilton flashing by. He is good odds to win on Sunday bearing in mind he is starting with a 10 place penalty. See all the odds here.

More substantial fascinators

The sport of kings is gradually becoming the sport of the slapper and the spiv. This traces back to the arrival of the sharabang. Go back 20 or so years and the punters arrived in their Rollers and Bentleys with their champagne and picnics which they shared around their friends.
But the toughening of drink driving laws led to racecourses hiring in their own caterers and the development of buses, stretch limousines and sharabangs so everyone could have a jolly good party


And of course have a jolly good excuse to dress up and pull a rich fella with a wadge of winnings


Butter, of course would not melt in any of these ladies mouths, although they seem to span an interersting age range if you double click and blow the pictures up full screen


Thursday, 19 June 2008

Do keep your knickers on please dear


Ladies day was blustery but warm, the umbrella for shade to protect that fascinator and definitely on the Queen's instructions - knickers on and well huidden!!!
Hang on to your hats...a quicky flurry of wind can play havoc with a fillies best hat




They're off..the horses that is






Euro 2008 - That save

Of all the moments so far in Euro 2008 this was surely the one that will stay in the mind longest. The phenomenal Gianluigi Buffon's save from Adrian Mutu for Italy against Romania which with hindsight ensured the Italians went forward to a quarter final against Spain and sent the Romanians home. It was in a sense the story of the match Mutu v Buffon, the former Chelsea and now Fiorentina striker looking electric as he nipped in behind the Italian defencce for the first goal. There was never any doubt that the apparently reformed cocaine sniffer would take the penalty. It was a solid hit. Buffon throws himself left, the ball strikes his arm full on but squirts down on to his ankle and away. It was a save mothers will name their boys after...there will be many a Gianluigi over the next few years for sure.

We'll have a guinea on Yeats, please my man



For all the hats and fascinators, the Queen was looking radiant herself at what is probably her favourite and local event. There was a book running on what colours she would wear in conjunction with BBC Breakfast, here in mauve to offset her pearls (real ones) and a form guide in her hand. The dress code seems to have been under instruction from the Palace itself. The press release on Ascot's site on Friday instructed: "Her Majesty's representative wishes to point out that only formal day dress with a hat or substantial fascinator will be acceptable. Off the shoulder, halter neck, spaghetti straps and dresses with a strap of less than one inch (2.5 centimeters) and / or mini skirts are considered unsuitable. Midriffs must be covered and trouser suits must be full length and of matching material and color."
The response from Tatler editor Geiordie Greig was: "What fantastic snobbery!"

Ascot - there's only one place like it

The pinnacle of the flat racing Royal Ascot, the most famous race meeting in the world, it claims weith a pedigree that goes back to 1711. The Times in 1911 advised would be racegoers: “Doubtless the debutante will wear her skirt just off the ground, if it suits her, but the majority of dresses will just touch the ground”. This year the instructions were that knickers should be worn but not seen, dress straps should be at least an inch wide. Ladies should wear “only formal day dress with a hat or substantial fascinator will be acceptable”.

For men top hat, tails, and waistcoasts wereobligatory. £82 and sponsorship from a member who has attended at least four times previously are required to enter the Royal Enclosure.

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Ascot - all the fillies




The Ascot look

Tips- a little pout is mandatory and an ooohhh as the horses go by...binoculars are chic











Tips - A relaxed head behind the shoulders nonchalance is a sign of very good breeding












Phones are now acceptable

The Ascot look this year for aspiring young (and slightly older) fillies beyond the hat involves a slight lowering of the shoulder in a compliant I-would-love-some-more-champagne thank you style; a little pout as one regards the riders and runners, a double pout should it be the mount of a companion. A quick chat to your bookies is acceptable, but not to girlfriends but binoculars and lorgnettes are for more experienced hands who have already put their bets on before leaving the house. Absolutely mandatory is an upper lass oooooohh at the off and aaaaaghhhh at the finish. And it is necessary to announce that one has had at least three winners, even if a gal has to tell a white lie once in a while. far better, far more gravitas, far more cutting in this credit crunch era, is to mention that so and so is a good pal whose horse has just won. Next top Wimbledon.

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The awning is up but there is no one there






The welcome awning is up, but there are no fans at Klaganfurt, Austria. The local council has had to resort to giving out 6,000 vouchers worth €5 each to try and drum up business in the deserted fan zones between matches.

The stadiums are full, but off sight from the TV cameras the fan zones are empty. Euro 2008 has become a virtual tournament except for the few fans lucky enough to find tickets for the game. It is a festival of football being played out on the airwaves rather than in the villages and towns of Switzerland and Austria.

Organisers have blamed the bad weather but fans having shelled out upwards of €1000 for a ticket have been travelling together and bring their own supplies of beer, sandwiches and facepaint. Typically they have been coming for one game and leaving. The celebrations in the stadium have hardly filtered down into the local economy or cheered local shopkeepers many of whom have been knocking out cut price T shirts all week.

Another issue could be the stringent policing Uefa has tried to bring in to make their sponsors happy. Try walking in a fan zone with Pepsi T shirt and you might be ejected.
Football has always been about money but Uefa’s greed has been unique. The organisation stands to make almost half the debt of an African nation.

There are so many sponsors of Uefa 2008 that no one actually knows who they are. In a survey almost half of fans in Europe said they had no idea who is sponsoring this year’s Euro 2008 Championship. Survey Sampling International found 41 per cent of self-proclaimed football fans could not name any of the tournament’s main official partners, namely Adidas, Canon, Carlsberg, Castrol, Coca-Cola, Continental, Kia, JVC, MasterCard and McDonald’s. Uefa in its rapacious wisdom, does not have one sponsor but has a staggering 10 who are contributing a stunning £382 million.

The Germans were most likely to identify a brand – 72 per cent, then Spain 58 per cent and England 23 per cent. An Ipsos Mori survey reported that less than five per cent of 600 respondents associated Coca-Cola with the event - down from 14.5 per cent for Euro 2004. Similar falls in recognition were found in Carlsberg, down from 5.5 per cent in 2004 to just 1.5 per cent in 2008. McDonald’s awareness levels have also slumped, from 4.3 per cent to 0.8 per cent this year. According to Ipsos, of all the official sponsors, only Adidas posted any improvement on its Euro 2004 recognition to-date, rising from 1.8 per cent to 3.3 per cent.

The 10 named sponsors are just the global partners. Beyond them come the other sub sponsors like UBS bank who are the official bank of the tournament – which they are going to need – and is “national supporter” whatever that means. They have picked up the dubious privilege of organizing Swiss fan zones.

Plus there are what are called ambush sponsors who get round the rules for example by sponsoring a shirt. So Puma, Nike and Adidas sponsor five teams each, although only Adidas is an official sponsor. Umbro sponsor Sweden.

There is a further question of who these sponsors are. Is it really a good idea for the governing body of a sporting association to take money to promote a fast food operation like Macdonalds. Twenty years ago maybe having an official beer sponsor might have seemed a laddish thing to be doing but with footballers now excruciatingly fit and healthy and the shadow of crowd violence never more than a doorway away, is this the kind of company to associate with?

Similarly Coca-Cola is a fizzy drink with a lot of sugar in it and an American export. Surely Europe could/should have mustered its own soft drink for its own games? And if there is a beer sponsor why not a wine organisation? Or whisky?

The trade of these firms just underline the unprincipled nature of the sponsorship contracts. Anybody will do so long as they are rich enough to pay Uefa’s price. Except, notably absent are any bookmakers as if there is more moral high ground to distance itself from betting on a match than against continent wide outbreaks of obesity and drunkenness. The chances of a threat from match fixing in the full glare of global multi channel TV would seem to be rather more remote than of a referee awarding or not awarding an offside in these championships.

But Uefa being Uefa it also has its range of good sponsors on which it can lavish its funds on aswell as cigars and champagne. It has an official sponsored charity – the Red Cross. There is a tri-nation schools tournament, won by Latvia. As part of its commitment to support disabled soccer, each of the quarter final matches will be opened by an exhibition match between teams of disabled players.

Lawyers have been active to try and enforce Uefa laws banning media sites from using photographs of footballers. The TV pictures have been stunning, the still image selections have been poor by comparison, illustrating that in Uefa’s world every image is worth a few bucks. Three bars near the fan zones were cordoned off this week because they sold beers other than Carlsberg.

Uefa predictably has denied it is being heavy handed. “A spectator wearing a non-authorised logo will not have any trouble to get in as long as it’s not part of a large scale organised ambush-action. We are acting with common sense and are by no means aggressive,” said chief operating officer Martin Kallen.

Ambush marketing has become the preferred route for many companies excluded from this rich man’s table. Many have picked up TV slots around ITV’s coverage. BetClick waved its own banner at the France game last week and had its own dancing for street entertainment.

In Basel a tiny local brewer has set itself up as a David taking on the Goliath of official beer provider Carlsberg. Unser Bier has had thousands of T-shirts, beer mats and bottle labels printed up with the slogan: Basel. Mehr als nur Calrsbreg - “Basel. More than only Calrsbreg”, a double pun on the city’s official Euro 2008 motto of Basel. More than 90 minutes.

In the end Uefa is only an organisation with headquarters in Nyon, western Switzerland, even if for these three weeks it is behaving like it is more important than its host countries, the nation state of soccer. But as marketing expert Uta Jüttner from Lucerne’s University of Applied Sciences commented.” We respect Uefa’s right to protect their trademarks, but we also think that one of the biggest sporting events in Switzerland has an economic relevance that goes beyond a small number of official event sponsors.”

Switzerland and Austria may well be hoping that there is a few euros left for them and the local population after Uefa has gobbled up the rest. Ukraine and Poland who host 2012 be warned.

Never mind the football - look at the fans

Smile, you are on a camera. The discreet ladies style, as the Dutch fans seem to have reinvented football fashion on the terraces.


The latest in head gear for the travelling fan, taking a model of each member of his family with him or maybe they are voodoo dolls for each player to ever have scored against his team?





OMG, it is those Smurfs!!!!!Remember them? Best forgotten perhaps. The shaved look with stick ons.


The Elton John dyed poodle look




The Dutch football may have been a delight but what about those fans? They just get more and more outrageous - just face painting is sooo last week. We have the shaved and died hair in knots look; the return of the Smurfs; the Hannibal crossing the Alps look; the Elton John poodle attire; the little Dutch lady hairdo; and for the ladies just a little smear of

the appropriate colour on the cheeks and a big grin, well she would be grinning the way the Dutch have played. But the great thing about Holland has been the way their fans have got behind the team. Last night the whole stadium seemed to be Dutch. Not only are they playing awesome football, but they have awesome fans too. Anyone fancy a bet on Ajax to win the Champions League next year. They are not in the betting yet, but play in the qualifiers if Van Basten can get them going quickly...

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Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Lewis Hamilton - short pit strategy


What do Formula 1 drivers have in common with the Queen? Answer they wave a lot. This in the agency caption is a Lewis Hamilton celebration after finishing third in last year's French Grand Prix. This year he starts at 10/1 with a 10 place penalty for crashing through a red light in Montreal. The young tyro was still upbeat. Mentally, it’s just something that you learn to overcome quickly,” he said. “We’ve already looked at the best ways of optimising the strategy to help us move up the field and I guess I’ll just have to pass some cars if I want to get into the points!" But this is a tough circuit for overtaking. "You can dive down the inside into the Adelaide Hairpin and also have a look into the penultimate corner,” he said. “But an area we can really focus on is the strategy - Magny-Cours has a relatively short pit lane which does open up the strategic options available to us in the race."

Wimbledon Men's Odds


With former champion in 2002 Leyton Hewitt and explosive hitter Marcos Baghdatis at 100/1 realistically the field is wide open for a big surprise winner and big oddds - certainly better odds than say the Grand National. Andy Murray is 35/1 although doubts about the pressure, his temperament and his thumb could mean that Murray Mountain will avalanche to oblivion for the second week.
The form book says it is a three way slug fest between Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal fresh from his double victories at Queens and Roland Garros and Australian Open winner Novak Djokovic. Nadal is beatable on grass and there was hardly the space to post an envelope between him and Djokovic at Queens which was only two sets. Over five it may be a different story. Of course, Federer has to be beaten aswell but he has shown signs of fallibility, although not at Halle where he did not drop a service game. Andy Roddick as fourth favourite is an astonishing 25/1 and other big hitters come in at fancy odds like David Nalbandian at 50/1, who was a finalist in 2002, Ivo Karlovic at 60/1 and Mario Ancic at 80/1. It would certainly take a big hitter to break the trio at the top of the draw’s powerplay in the same way that Goran ivanisevic did in 2001 beating poor old Pat Rafter in four epic sest running into the Monday 6-7(10-12), 7-6(7-5), 6-4, 6-2. Sadly oneperson who won’t be there who might just have fit that bill is the Australian losing finalist Frenchman Jo-Wilfried whoi has a knee injury.

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Wimbledon odds


The young aspirant Nicole Vaidisova, pictured here and that old war horse Amelie Mauresmo are both 40/1 which shows the accordion style open nature of tennis betting these days. Either or both could be a surprise package and could certainly cause an upset. Martina Hingis is 100/1.
There are however probably only six or maybe seven players capable. Sharapova’s conqueror in Paris the gritty Dinara Safina is 25/1 as is the impressive Russian Svetlana Kuznetsova. But on grass neiother of the Williams sisters can be discoutned and Serena despatached Sharapova earlier in the season. She is second favourite at 4/1 and Venus fourth favourite at 6/1. Between them in the betting comes the new star of women’s tennis Ana Ivanovic, winner in Paris, semi finalist here last year and with the only real question against here being whether the faster courts will level the playing field against her. She says not.
And then there is Maria, piqued for sure by her defeat in Paris, back on the surface on which she feels most comfortabkle. For her and for Ivanovic Wimbledon will be the main ambition of the summer along with the Olympic games. How far the stardom has eroded her edge to win or how far she feels that the need to prove her credibility at the game that has brought her supermodel riches is really important anymore may be at the heart of what unfurls.
One thing is for sure. It will be the most glamorous Wimbledon for years.
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Petr Czech - it was the ball


The great Petr Czech, looking here more like an incarnation of Arnold Scharznegger although Terminated is more the case than Terminator. He had an explanation for dropping the ball. He had an explanation for dropping the ball. "It was wet!"
Although pre-tournament there was a lot of discussion among keepers as to the aerodynamics of this ball and fears that long range shots would curl and dip. Michael Ballack showed that was possible for the Germans putting the Austrians out last night with a 35 yard screamer from a free kick, but largely goals have not come that way. Czech explained that he had tried to catch the ball and fluffed it when he should have punched it. All of which might not have mattered if the Turks had not also banged another two quick goals past him to pinch a slot against a Croatia team that are growing in confidence and self esteem under a mix of Slaven Bilic's tactics and naked patriotism.
Turkey are 18/1 to beat Croatia 2/1
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Monday, 16 June 2008

That's a load of Tosh, dad


Oh, no. The odds actually were 29/1. That your team, your much vaunted team the Czech Repuiblic would go two goals to the good ahead, even though the weakest part of their game was in attack. The quarter finals did not so much as beckon but the door was wide open. Just hop over the threshold. But holay we are winning. And then the greatest goalkeeper on the planet drops the ball (just like he did at Highbury) and bingo the Turks whistle in three goals and you are out out out. Well my daughter it is like this, sometimes in footbally, unexpected things happen, even when you wear your biggest, grandest hat and get all that lovely face paint on, the team just goes out and plays like...lemons. Baaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhh

More fans




Well if there is one thing that England can learn from Euro 2008 - apart from how to play football, of course, then it is how to get dressed up for a game. Just getting the T shirt out is just an old slob's way of supporting. You need facepaint like this Turkish fan who went blushed red and had the star and crescent emblazoned on his bald head. And this Greek girl managed to find a good use for the national flag. But then what is the city symbol and flag for Grimsby, or Leeds, or Swindon anyway...pork pie hats? Some teams are easy although maybe Arsenal should lay off the Gunners imagery. Chelsea could have fur hats, United baseball caps, Liverpool could adopt Punch and Judy puppets. We think Manchester City fans would look lovely in sarongs too.

New dawn in men's tennis


The history books will dryly record that Rafael Nadal won the Stella Artois Queens final against Novak Djojkovic 7-6 (8/6), 7-5. but no one who saw it was in any doubt that a new chapter in men’s tennis is unfolding. A repeat at Wimbledon would be a treat and Nadal knows that if either of them can beat The Federation who did not drop a service game in Halle, Germany that beating the Australian Open champion again will call for all his resources. And Wimbledon would be over five sets. Given the tempo and fire these two engendered on Sunday afternoon who kbnows how many more twists there could be in such molten pot.
Nadal is the first Spaniard to win on this surface since Andreas Gimeno in 1972. He is also the first player to win Queen’s after just winning Roland Garros, since the start of this tournament 30 years ago.

Friday, 13 June 2008